Ryan: So, uh, I got Josh an expensive birthday present.
C.J.: You can’t—you’re his subordinate. That’s a violation of ethics rule.
Ryan: Then I’m giving it to you.
C.J.: You’d better believe you’re my subordinate, and I dont think you even brought a present at all.
Ryan: There’s a party at the Australian Embassy later.
C.J (shocked): Are you…?
Ryan: No. It’s just, uh…
C.J.: There aren’t enough phone books in the District of Columbia for you to stand on.
Ryan: How about suburban Maryland?
