the rest us just crap
JOSH: Who are these guys?
TOBY: They’re a brass quintet.
JOSH: I’m sorry?
TOBY: [yelling] A brass quintet… two trumpets, trombone, baritone horn, French horn. Do you like them?
JOSH: Do I like them for what?
TOBY: To play Christmas carols here in the lobby in the morning and evenings as people are coming and going.
JOSH: No.
TOBY: Why?
JOSH: Because this isn’t the Paramus mall.
By Hugh MacLeod
By Hugh MacLeod

onlyinsanfrancisco:

… are your canvas bags as important as your parking ticket
[photo by sarah e]

onlyinsanfrancisco:

… are your canvas bags as important as your parking ticket

[photo by sarah e]